DuDe, i'M sO GoNna sCorE!

New shift. Jump on the ice, grab the puck. BREAKAWAY! dodge left, dodge right! Smoke past the advancing goalie to an open net! SCORE!!!!

What did we learn today kids? Other than it's much easier to score on your own goal, PAY ATTENTION to when the teams switch sides!

I think I'm up to double digits in hockey faux-pas. Oh the shame.