Motherly Pearls of Wisdom

Well, my mom forwarded them to me anyway, but the ones I liked best are here.

I've learned:
· That one good turn gets most of the blankets
. That it takes a very long time to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
. That whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
. That artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.