Random thoughts:

- I love Love LOVE our paper shredder.
- Since our beagle Webber has visited and been left alone in a number of friend’s homes, I feel confident in my ability to repair screen doors and windows quickly.
- My husband rocks!
- That smell in the fridge, I think is either bad meat or really good cheese.
- We’re out of chicken…fish…milk…blah…ehm..gah…snarg…
- I hope the racecourse this weekend doesn’t try to kill me like it did the last time I raced it.
- I should probably find some tires to use and change my wheels that I’ve been whining about.
- I should probably quit whining.
- Just what the hell is a cubit?

- Apparently work is mandating “sexual harassment training". Shit, I already know how to sexually harass. I practically wrote the curriculum! HEY YOU, yeah you! - nice ass! (_!_)