A very Special Purpose

Last night at church the alternate, older, very conservative brimstone and fire-esque pastor led the service.

When we stopped to greet and shake hands at the end of the service the pastor gave Mike a very hearty, manly handshake, looked him straight in the eye and boomed "YOU have a SPECIAL PURPOSE!!!"

Mike: looking shocked "I do?"

Me: just as shocked, trying desperatly to hold back the urge to say something completely inappropriate.

We promptly exited and upon reaching the outside, busted up laughing.

I'm assuming 2 things: 1, the pastor has never seen "The Jerk" and 2. we're both going straight to hell.